Apostate
Abul Kasem -  |
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This is a small collection of contributed humorous
writings about Islam.
Where is Allah?
Once Allah challenged the Hindu gods. "Can
anyone of you come out and have a duel with
me?" he asked. So the Hindu gods deputed
Hanuman to fight with Allah. The rules of
the duel were : First, there will be a toss,
then the winner will give a blow to the opponent.
After the opponent recovers, he will give
a blow....and so on. Allah won the toss and
gave a telling blow to Hanuman. He almost
went out of the earth's atmosphere, but somehow
managed to return after a week's "satellite
orbit". He was so enraged that he caught
hold of Allah with his tail and swung him
a couple of times and hurled him and he vanished....just
vanished. Ever since that day, all mullahs
have been trying to find whereabouts of Allah
by shouting "Allah! Allah!" from
their rooftops 5 times everyday. They have
also recently started using loudspeakers!
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Taliban Blues
Well, now when Islam has achieved its
goal:
no music, no movies, no nothing that's funny
and amuses the soul
just a lot of facial hair
and the Quran everywhere
People will turn more and more gray
hearts beating slower, less and less to say
Til Allah Earth reaches the day
when finally boredom controlls all,
but the strenght in uncle Ali's prayer call
Boredom has won its way;
everything's built out of dessert clay
When everyone's feet are tired from dull
lives and lack of cars
Maybe there'll be no more wars
But what do I know?
Hope I won't see the day,
when I get to say
"I told you so..."
- Gustav Persson
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